Sex and Dating.

[Andail]

Minimi, no offense, but your last post was the most nonsensical post I've read in years....dunno if it was a joke or not, though

[Layabout]

Before you read this post, their are opinions within that you may or may not agree with. Since the topic has moved to theology, here are my opinions.  8)

Do blow jobs and growling pussy count as sex? Masturbation (with something other than a hand) or what?! It that ok?! Does the bible state 'THOU SHALT NOT GIVE HEAD'??

Did you know the bible (new testiclement) was written over 50 years after Jesus Died! How the hell is a story to remain fully intact after that much time. There is surely some parts of it that were written after the events happened. And what about the old testament? Do you believe genesis? If all that stuff happened, then how did they write it down? They didn't have any written language apart from cave drawings, which certainly wouldn't have been created immediatly.

So how can someone be sure that what is written in the bible is exactly what GOD and JESUS apparantly have said?

Did you know that the Jewish word for hell used to be a place they sent prisoners? It apparantly had alot of fire (probably oil or something). People used to say, don't commit a crime or you will go to HELL. So hell really existed?!! Yes. Is it a place a person goes after they die if they have 'SINNED'?? No. It was a prison. Nothing more, nothing less.

Religions were created so the UNEXPLAINED could be EXPLAINED. In the age of science that we are currently in, the concept of religions are dying out. Do you know how much wealth the catholic church has? It's not easy to say, but if you add together all the property, and donations and sales of bibles, funeral plots, etc, it would probably be enough to solve world hunger, homelessness and other humanitarian problems.

In summary, if the church tells you not to have sex before marriage, why listen. They are all child molesters and you know it!!!  

[MrColossal]

does it really matter to you what Peter believes in? As I said before it's just his opinion and he doesn't impress it on anyone else so what's the harm?

He's chosen how to live his life and you've chosen yours, isn't that good enough?

[Layabout]

Not it doesn't matter in any way what others believe, it's just some people believe in something so blindly, i feel i should inform them otherwise, for their own benefin, not mine.

And as for my post above eric's, you can choose whether or not to take it all seriously. There is alot of silliness in there. This sex talk has turned into a theological discussion, I felt I should add my opinions on the matter.

Jeez, people are so fucking uptight these days! I know DG has the same problems, he posts something and someone goes, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, THOSE ARE HIS OPINIONS.

Well, these are my opinions.

[MrColossal]

but you have no idea how "blind" his beliefs are. You just know that he's Christian... He could have debated his beliefs for years and years before coming to a conclusion, he could be the world's leading scholar in Christianity and you don't know. It seems like you're blindly following your own beliefs by just lumping him together with someone else you met.

now about your edit, not that I see any reason for it. What did I do that was so bad? What did I say? So you can express your opinion... and Peter can express his... and you can diss him over his opinions and everyone isn't uptight, everyone's all loosey goosey... And then big bag old Eric comes in and says "Hey, cut him some slack" and OH SHIT!! OH NO!! CENSOR CENSOR!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!! LOOK OUT!!

Get over yourself, I didn't tell you to stop posting and I didn't say anything negative about you, I just asked a simple question... Boo hoo

[Layabout]

I know, I was just cracking a DGMacphee. I'm sorry, I just meant it as a light hearted post with a few opinions of my own.

But back to SEX!

15 year olds disgust me. I was a supervisor for my friends brother's 15th birthday party. 15 year old chick are all really slutty these days.

And 15 year old chicks are ALL bi-sexual. Every one of them!!! They all promote how bi-sexual they are, and show off by kissing girls and telling everyone they are bi-sexual.

And the guys are dirty rotton molestors. There was a Jumping castle at this party, and all the guys were intentionally bouncing into chicks and grabbing their tits and arse by 'accident'.

Fucking disgusting behavior.

Kid's these days...

[shbaz]

Not it doesn't matter in any way what others believe, it's just some people believe in something so blindly, i feel i should inform them otherwise, for their own benefin, not mine.

That's not cool at all. Do you want christians doing the same to you? It's the same concept.

[Layabout]

One word

SANTIAGRUARO!!!11!11!

[Barcik]

And 15 year old chicks are ALL bi-sexual. Every one of them!!! They all promote how bi-sexual they are, and show off by kissing girls and telling everyone they are bi-sexual.

I knew there was something wrong about my sister!

P.S. And what were YOU doing while the 15 years-old kids engaged in actes of bi-sexuality and tit-groping?

[Layabout]

Supervising.

[Kinoko]

It's true, mid-teens are sexually fucked up in the head. Heaps of girls that age do love to show others how much of a bisexual they are (they really, really, really do love to brag, or leak the info out) and of course, heaps of teen boys are still dirty. I have nieces and nephews that are closing in on those ages... it's terrifying @_@

I don't think there's anything wrong in a debating situation (which we all are right now) to tell someone that you believe their belief is wrong, or even stupid. I mean, imagine if someone believed that incest was okay, or (I always use this argument) killing babies. Would any of us stand for that? I think not. We wouldn't take, "Look guys, this is just my opinion. You don't have to agree, but let me be free to believe in it".

Jack was giving his argument as to why he believes religion is ...er... naive. He did it bluntly, yes, but in the end he was just challenging what Peter has been saying. That's a debate! That's what we're all here doing (well, that's what it's become). Peter HAS been saying what he believes are sins.

We should ALL be intelligent enough to figure out that some things he said were jokes, and some were him defending his own opinion.

[DG from Library]

Peter Thomas: Comparing the urge to masturbate to the urge to beat your wife is the most extremist comparison I've ever heard of.

Beating your wife causes harm to a sentient human being.

Beating your meat doesn't.

Why don't you stay on task and actually prove to me your points on masturbation instead of using extremist comparisons of wife-beating and bank robbing?

If you actually discussed "masturbation", instead of "wife-beating" and "bank robbing", I might take your points of view more seriously.

I mean, if I used such extremist logic, I could say "Masturbation is like patting a puppy because you don't hurt a sentient creature. I WIN!"

[Nacho]

Would you masterbate when Jesus would be in the same room as you? That you say to Jesus : "Yo, wait a moment, I need to masterbate, but after that I will continue worshipping you!". That sounds pretty odd to me!

Good Lord! I wouldn't make poo poo neither when some other person is in the bathroom and I DON'T think that it can be considered sin!  

[DG from Library]

Reminds me of a Family Guy episode.  

[Gfunkera]

Really? I'd just call it resisting temptation...

I'd call that being repressed.

And to everyone else: Everytime you masturbate, a kitten DIES!

I thought angels got there wings?

[jannar85]

Well, you all saw Britney revealing that she actually HAD sex with Justin, before the marriage. About the sex and dating thing... Sex on the first date is really bad Because I know. You don't have time to get feelings for a person, before jumping to bed with her. Even though, she was the one that wanted sex  :o I wasn't ready for her, and that means also that little man down there, wasn't ready for her either.

I'd say; Wait. Don't have sex on the first date. Wait till you're both ready.

Even though, she skipped the foreplay, and jumped right into the sex-part. That made it all BAD

Now she turned out to be a bitch.


I haven't had sex since November, but who gives a shit?
I have my whole life ahead of me! [evil murray laughter]Muahahahha! [/evil murray laughter]

[Creed Malay]

Even if you did have a wank in front of Jesus, he'd forgive you, right? Isn't that how it works?

[Kinoko]

I agree that having sex on a first date (given that a date is someone you're considering for a serious relationship) is a bad idea. I don't think it's "wrong" as such but... you know, is probably not a smart decision.

If you're after casual sex though, and the other person is after the same thing, ain't nothing wrong with that ^_^

[yakwork]

Sex is icky.  Put your appendage in a tunnel lined with protein-based viscous fluid that isn't very different from mucus.  You'll enjoy a unique and similarly pleasurable experience engaging in nasal sex.  I've never had sex and I never will..   too damned disgusting.

[shbaz]

Sex is icky.  Put your appendage in a tunnel lined with protein-based viscous fluid that isn't very different from mucus.  You'll enjoy a unique and similarly pleasurable experience engaging in nasal sex.  I've never had sex and I never will..   too damned disgusting.

Being alive is icky, with that attitude. Do you realize how much snot you swallow?