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Haha, I love the contents of the letter ;-)

Thank you for congratulations, mates!

You wouldn't believe if I told you how little effort I needed to achieve this.

So far, this child is much less demanding and time-consuming than Donna, although similarly black&white it is.

Nacho: actually, the whole shape you see in the USG is the child's penis. The doctor was a bit perplexed that it obscured everything else.

[There is an alien in my wife's body, I am told.]

There is an alien in my wife's body, I am told.

Here's the story behind the photo below:

I'm afraid of flying. Two years ago, however, we got into a situation in which we couldn't go anywhere for holidays unless by airplane.
So, I resigned my fate into hands of the Powers Above and boarded the plane.
It went reasonably well, mostly because I was tired and went to sleep.

On the return trip, however, I panicked. I was suffocating. I wanted to open all windows in the plane. I burst into tears.
Two nice stewardesses took me to their cosy little cubicle, tried to calm me down, and then I heard the famous movie line: Do we have a doctor aboard?
There were two doctors, but one was dermatologist, so he had to return to his seat grumpily.
The second one tried to interview the sobbing gentleman that was me and told the stewardesses to open The Box that only a doctor can open.

And they gave me the nicest drug possible. I still try to find out what was this miracle of medicine called.

The rest of the flight went marvelously: I gazed at the clouds, smiled, pondered and dreamt.
There was not a single tense muscle in my face.
My girlfriend took the photo, which shows how I looked like after taking this wonder-drug:

Still learning from the Master, dear Farlanderos 

Witaj w gromadzie, lelev. Jakos tak poczuwam sie do witania polakow (jako reprezentant bedacy tu od czasow, kiedy AGS hulal w DOSie), ostatnio przybyla jeszcze Ola i mamy silna 3-osobowa reprezentacje.

[With Petter Ljundqgdqvist, known as Andayl, in a night club in Cracow:]

Oooooo! Thank you, Ghormak! I adore G. Oldman and to be similar to him is a compliment without frontiers. Most of all, we share a lousy beard, I think.

I thought it was high time I've shown you Dominika, my love, because she's a sort of community member as well, drawing characters to an AGS game... here we go:

With Petter Ljundqgdqvist, known as Andayl, in a night club in Cracow:



Matrix-style in Italy:



In Belgrad! Meat and beer:



NAKED!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!:

(REMOVED to protect minors.)

My girl studies photography, this is a part of her new series...