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#181
The Rumpus Room / Re: What grinds my gears!
Tue 08/10/2019 20:41:35
Quote from: Danvzare on Tue 08/10/2019 16:51:34
Quote from: Mouth for war on Tue 08/10/2019 13:46:54
Quote from: TheFrighter on Tue 08/10/2019 12:34:09

No reality-show about gamemakers?  (laugh)

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now we're getting somewhere :-D
I'd watch it.  (nod)
It's a great idea, but I'm afraid reality-TV people would just find a way to muck it up with a ton of the aforementioned filler and recaps, lazy stereotypes of game developers as
weirdos living in their parent's basements with empty mountain dew bottles as their sole company, and probably gratuitous apple product placement galore.
#182
The Rumpus Room / Re: What grinds my gears!
Sat 05/10/2019 12:49:21
Urgh, I hate reality TV, and the worst part of all is that for probably 90% of the run time they aren't even showing the cooking/dancing/car remodeling or whatever the audience is actually there to see, it's just the worst kind of filler with the hosts nattering endlessly about random nonsense or spending several minutes in a row asking the participants again and again weather they feel pumped doing whatever they came to do on tv, which is just plain stupid considering they probably wouldn't beg to be doing it on TV if they weren't.  (wrong)
#183
That pic illustrates exactly why I've come to actively shun games that market themselves as having an open world, crafting/collecting or skill trees.
#184
General Discussion / Re: Free Steam keys!
Fri 04/10/2019 20:59:15
Quote from: Khris on Thu 03/10/2019 10:00:00
Free on Epic: Everything and Metro 2033 Redux.
I thought that offer had already ended and been replaced by a free offer on a pixel game called Minute.
#185
Quote from: cat on Tue 01/10/2019 20:15:27
New month new pick!
Maybe something Halloween themed?  :)
#186
Great work, as usual!  ;-D
#187
General Discussion / Re: Free Steam keys!
Thu 19/09/2019 20:44:19
Quote from: Danvzare on Thu 19/09/2019 19:07:47
Three of the Batman Arkham games and three of the LEGO Batman games, are currently free on Epic.

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/bundles/batman-arkham-collection
https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/bundles/lego-batman-trilogy

That's six great games.  8-0
Grab 'em now.
Wow, this must be a new record for Epic!  8-0
#188
The Rumpus Room / Re: What grinds my gears!
Thu 12/09/2019 12:26:10
I haven't seen Downsizing, but this whole discussion makes it sound like it's basically Bioshock but with a miniature city instead of an underwater city,
which is completely different from the first impression I got from the marketing, which was basically just Matt Damon messing around with giant props.

It grinds my gears when marketing and trailers completely fail to convey the tone or themes of a film or series. One example I experienced was with
the German TV-series Babylon Berlin, where the trailer I saw made it look like an awful attempt at doing "Game of Thrones, but with nazis", and relying on
edgy imagery of sex and violence paired with super cliche film noir tropes, and I probably would have skipped it entirely if it wasn't for the recommendation
of an acquaintance as well as a review praising the series for avoiding exactly that sort of stuff.

I actually wound up loving the series for it's great visuals and nuanced and complex characters and how it gave a captivating portrait of an interesting historical era,
and how it could deal with mature topics without fetishizing them or reveling in shock imagery and featured marginalized characters without killing them off or reducing
them to tragic victims. Basically, it was the stark opposite of what I saw presented in the trailer, and if that trailer had been all I'd heard of it, I probably would have
missed out on Babylon Berlin entirely, which is kind of the opposite of what marketing is supposed to do.
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#191
The Rumpus Room / Re: What grinds my gears!
Sat 07/09/2019 23:31:04
Quote from: Mandle on Sat 07/09/2019 17:53:25
I would draw the line at making the same kind of humor based on victims of intentional, human-made atrocities, but accidents that happened over 100 years ago...
That is a good point, though the problem with the movie is that it also features a "humorous" depiction of the ghosts of the trans atlantic slave trade
right in the same musical number (look for yourselves at about 1:50 in the video), plus they insert a great deal of random WW2 weaponry at the end of the song.

But probably the worst part for me is that I saw this movie as a kid, and knowing the context of the scene is that those two walruses are supposed to be the cutesy comedy relief!
I mean, the hyenas from Lion King used a random animal rib-cage as a xylophone, but they were supposed to be the creepy and evil villains, whereas the walruses in Sampson and Sally
practically wades in weird inappropriate imagery for no reason and kills a whole school of fish in the process and kid's are meant to laugh at them.  :-\

I don't remember much of the actual story, but I do remember thinking that whole segment had no business in a kids movie even when I was a kid watching it.
I do think there is a place for dark humor in animation aimed at older audiences like The Simpsons or Family Guy, but for kids who haven't yet learned satire or
what half of the tragedis referenced  in that song were about and only see "funny" characters laughing at dead people and destruction? Just nope.  (wrong)
#192
The Rumpus Room / Re: What grinds my gears!
Sat 07/09/2019 15:42:19
Quote from: Mandle on Sat 07/09/2019 14:39:11
Quote from: Blondbraid on Sat 07/09/2019 13:57:32
Seriously, it's insane how many kid's movies featuring the sinking of Titanic there are!

Nostalgia Critic fan?
Yep, though the worst depiction of Titanic in a kid's movie I've ever seen wasn't even reviewed by him!

It's a Danish film called Samson and Sally, and there's a big musical number where two comedy relief characters
build a human centipede out of the skeletons of the dead crew members and use it as a xylophone!  8-0

I've found a clip from that movie on YouTube, if you skip to about two minutes in you can see the scene for yourself:

Seriously, anyone else thinking that movie was messed up?
#193
The Rumpus Room / Re: What grinds my gears!
Sat 07/09/2019 13:57:32
Quote from: dactylopus on Sat 07/09/2019 04:23:11
To each their own.  I find Ferrel funny in a lot of things, but it can be a bit much at times.  As for Adam Sandler, Billy Madison is one of my all time favorite movies but I don't care much for anything post-Wedding Singer.
Yeah, pretty much all his later movies only exist because they were a form of paid vacation for Sandler and his friends, no one put any effort into anything and everything is financed by enough
product placements to put even Michel Bay to shame.

Regarding the Holmes and Watson movie, I never saw it, but I did see some YouTube reviews of it and it seems spectacularly bad.

Apparently, the big climax of the movie show the two "heroes" finding a bomb on board the Titanic and their hijinks end up destroying the ship. It just sounds like remarkably bad taste,
though sadly I've seen even more inappropriate uses of the Titanic catastrophe in bad kid's movies. Seriously, it's insane how many kid's movies featuring the sinking of Titanic there are!
#194
Swedes will get it...  (laugh)

(for non-Scandinavians:)
Spoiler
"Never thought I'd die side by side with a Dane."
"What about side by side with a friend?"
"What the f**k are you saying?"

(most Swedes find Danish language really hard to understand)
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#195
The Rumpus Room / Re: What grinds my gears!
Thu 22/08/2019 11:47:09
Speaking of things you see on a public transportation, it grinds my gears whenever you see men walking around in public with their pants hanging down and showing half their butt crack on full display.
Not only is it gross having to see some guy's hairy rear end in public, but it's also incredibly disgusting when they sit with their half-naked butt on a bus or subway, and then the next person will have to
sit on a seat soaked with their sweat and butt stench.
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#198
The Rumpus Room / Re: What grinds my gears!
Wed 31/07/2019 14:46:09
I accidentally hit the quote button instead of the edit, but you get the picture in my comment above.
#199
The Rumpus Room / Re: What grinds my gears!
Wed 31/07/2019 14:45:17
Quote from: Danvzare on Wed 31/07/2019 13:46:39
It grinds my gears, that when a huge controversy pops up out of nowhere, and a bunch of people are suddenly knee-deep in outrage. You sometimes can't find out why because everyone either completely avoids the details of the topic at hand (for example: "I can't believe he did that! I'm never buying Fez 2 from that asshole!"), or there's two sides that both hate each other without explaining the difference between the sides (for example: "Anyone who is pro-gamergate is dead to me!").

To this day, I have no idea what gamergate was about. And when I made a comic about it, asking people. Everyone commented saying that they also didn't know!  (laugh)
I don't find the outrage funny or hard to understand.
Here's John Oliver to explain it for you:
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