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What a view! 

Why is so many Web ads for video games bizarre?
I mean, just look at this thing:

The title is Viking: War of Clans, but the picture
looks like a giant goat skull attacking Sparta...

And while generic bikini models that rarely, if ever, show up in the actual game
is pretty par for the course in these type of ads, this one has some
weird choices in photoshopping:

New realm, new rules in anatomy I guess... 

Great!
I also used one of your tracks in a short animation I made, really fun music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keKRCvvIPbo

From the nihilisa frank Tumbler:

I used a few of your tracks in a MAGS game,
they really helped make an atmosphere! 

Link: https://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/site/games/game/2140/

I saw your game on GameJolt, congrats! 

Yay, I hope this game will be available on Steam soon, already voted and shared on Facebook!

Congratulations big time on your release!
This is so awesome finally seeing your game out there!

That seems like a pretty cut and dry connection to me. Everyone knows that anyone who likes videogames is a lonely basement dwelling virgin. Who else would be a better candidate for a Russian girlfriend.

Donald Trump?

More like annoying than making me angry, Google thinks I'm a Muslim. There's always an advert for Muslim brides or some religious event. A few years ago Adeel was talking about Ramadan, so I googled it out of curiosity. Did it a few times when he mentioned stuff. I do have Ad-blocker, but only on my laptop.

I can relate, but for me it was adverts from dating sites for russian import wives... I have no idea on how they made the connection -> reads a lot about videogames and spend way too much time on browsing TVtropes = I'm a middle-aged buissnessman looking for a russian girlfriend! One other reason to use Ad block.

I'm now officially in love with Tutis Publishing!

I want to go hang out with the staff and smoke whatever they are smoking...

Because...

DAYUM!!!

I know, they are are a gift that keeps giving:


Also, I wanted to share an image that wasn't from tutis, but funny all the same:

[Tutis publishing]

Anyways, they say you should never judge a book from its cover,
but I say whoever said that never saw anything from Tutis publishing

That really made my day.
Well, because I was bored, because I'm a self-hatred bookworm and because Bethesda Softwork s***

Wow, that's both awesome and hilarious!

LOL, that a joke? 

No, just try Googling "Tutis Publishing" and you will see loads of more bizarre covers, what I posted was not even half of it:

[Tutis publishing]

And it's pay to win!

And team players can quit on you at any time

True words!
Anyways, they say you should never judge a book from its cover,
but I say whoever said that never saw anything from Tutis publishing:

Thanks for your kind words (as always)...they mean a lot! 

Happy to hear, and I'm glad that you have a big library of good music available for free, it can really make a great difference when making games and other projects. 

It grinds my gears that I only seem to remember important things or get good ideas when I'm using the bathroom/in bed and about to go to sleep/ in a hurry to catch the next train or otherwise busy and occupied.
Meanwhile, when I actually have time, my brain is completely empty.