Quote from: Ghost on Sat 02/05/2009 00:59:52
No offense taken at all- it's a birthmark.
I sometimes DO say it is a burn and the result of me saving a kitten from a burning tree, to impress the ladies.
Hasn't worked yet.
Replace the kitten with your former girlfriend or a homeless person and i think you have a good line.
I always use hey is this guy boring you sort of line.
I usually get beaten.