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Dunno if we've had this before, but...

Knightmare? I'm drunk, but for some reason Knightmare comes to mind...

I remember watching Alone in the Dark and really liking the movie. Many years later I learnt about Uwe Boll, and since I didn't remember anything about the movie, I was terrified of watching it again, in case I ended up hating it.   

I still haven't watched it again.

Because Boll's work is so uniquely inept, it kind of deserves it's own scale of quality. If you take it as writ that everything he makes is garbage, you can work out were on the pile certain movies sit. For instance, if Alone in the Dark and, say, FarCry, are the expired yogurt you threw out last night, then that would mean that Postal and...ugh...Blubberella...are the scum-encrusted beets, half submerged in garbage juice, at the bottom.

Correct! Uwe Boll's masterful adaptation of-

/head explodes

One of the Alone In The Dark movies?

But which one?

Maybe THIS will help..!

Naw, naw, and...naw.

After this picture, maybe I'll post one with an identifiable cast member. ¬¬

Tomb Raider 2?

Actually, this is the closest guess so far...

No, not Stargate nor Timeline...wow, Timeline! Now there's a movie that's been almost entirely wiped from my memory!

Anyhoo...

No, but an understandable guess.

Nope!

Sure, just...lemme see here...

EDIT:

Noice!

Blurry! Memoirs of an Invisible Man?

/mops the floor

Used to be a real nice thread once...yep, a real nice thread...

Happy Birthday, Grundislav! 

Belated happy birthday, Snarky!

Indeed! Happy B'day, Snarky!

EDIT: And a happy one to Andail too! o/

OK, so it's a historical gangster drama set in LA, from 1996… Mulholland Falls?

You are correct!



Mulholland Falls, another (somewhat) forgotten movie that warrants returning to today. It actually quite good, with a hell of a cast, and some nice period detail.

That's the same location as that scene in La La Land, isn't it?

Could be, could be...¬¬

But it ain't Casino.

No to No. A little more recent than that.

First clue: The movie in question came out a year earlier than a movie called Romy and Michele's High School Reunion.