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Happy birthday, Señor DiPerla!

Very cool stuff. Thanks for making it available to us.

What hath god wrought!
#All_The_Flavors_Of_A_Cow

Fixed that for you.

That's actually Mountain Dew, which is easily mistaken for pus, Stu.

And how can I take a rest when interest in my special flavorings is now at an all time high! Strike while the iron is hot, sir! I have to grunt and strain and fill as many bottles as I can while I'm trending on the forums!

#ThatAuthenticPonchTaste

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY BOTTLES I HAVE TO FILL EVERY DAY? IT'S A TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STRAIN!

And don't even ask where the dark chocolate comes from!

Patience, Ben! I'm just one cow! I can only fill the bottles so fast!

Happy Steeday, Icey!

[<3]

You'll always be in my caramel milk, though, Ponch.

<3

I'm also available in several other delicious flavors.

Apparently, I'm incredibly tasty!

In the next episode, you guys should get into a really big fight argument to increase listener counts. 

Yes! Bare knuckle brawling to determine the winner!

Happy b-day, DBoy.

You mean if I had been the person to drunk dial Ben on Skype, I would be the one at the heart of the greatest AGS bromance of all time instead of Grundislav? Oh! What a fool I was! Curse my high alcohol tolerance and dislike of talking to other people!

Happy belated ones to Snake and Selmiak.

Again, people are having birthdays when I'm not around! Stop this at once!
Happy belated tidings to all the people I missed.

Happy b-days to MODSSH, DualWolfs, and everyone else I missed. You guys have got to stop having birthdays when I'm away.

Seriously. I have to go lie down for a while.

Hitchcock's Dial G for Gearshift?

Happy b-day, NyceJesus!

The battle for endor?

Ding ding ding! We have a winner. Wilford Brimley never shined brighter than he did in the Star Wars universe.

Dark Crystal?

Somewhat related.

Caravan Of Carnage: Dewbacks vs. Ewoks?

Much closer.