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Happy birthday, AGA AJA!

The BlueCupTools Podcast officially endorses the act of drawing genitals.

Finally! A reason to break out the tablet!

Breaking Indie News: Ponch doesn't use Twitter!

Damn it! Now my secret is out! I can never show my udders in this forum again! I can certainly never send pictures of my udders to GrundlBen!

And when did they start calling "HumpBack" "CamelCase" instead? Darn you kids and your new names for old things! And why am I still the only person using 2.72?! And why did you tell everyone I'm old? And why does no one send letters anymore? You kids today have terrible penmanship!

Assignment: Cow Loon - The Ponch Story.

I can't talk about that mission. It's classified.

Assignment: Kowloon?

Happy b-day, b-man!

Happy Christmas birthday, Nicky!

It is indeed Beerfest. We know return you to your regularly scheduled thread: "Tibatonk Guesses The Movie Title"

Sybil Danning is always a treat.

I own this one!

HERCULES! (In Spaaaaaaace!)

Ooh! What incredibly offensive thing will we learn about Grundy this week? Does he hate puppies? Is he reading Mein Kampf? Is he parking in handicapped spots?

It's much worse. He hasn't seen Star Wars Episode IV.

The horror!! I can only hope that he hasn't seen Episode I either!

I'll be praying for you, Grundy!

Ooh! What incredibly offensive thing will we learn about Grundy this week? Does he hate puppies? Is he reading Mein Kampf? Is he parking in handicapped spots?

I'm all a'tingle!

Second screen is likely what Ponch does every weekend; shooting chickens buried to their necks.

Oh, you Canucks are just jealous of our freedoms.

The Happening 2?

Ponch, would you search your porn database and check if Stallone did porno? Please. Should be on your dusty dark cellar where you keep your 70's porn.

It's called "Kitty and Stud" or something like that. I've seen it. It's overrated. You want early Stallone, check out Fist or Death Race 2000.

Glad to hear you're better, Ryan. I have no idea what movie that is.

...but there he was, monstrous, atrocious, conspurcating her beauty. The horror. The horror...

Conspurcate: To defile or pollute.

I've never heard this word until today. But the next time my buddy tries to sprinkle M&Ms on a pizza, I finally have the perfect word for it. Thanks, Miguel.

Happy bday Esseb

Ditto!

Hooray! Episodes 27 AND 28! It's gonna be a good night!

Blade Kite Runner?

Here's a quote by the movie's director: "I consider myself one of the foremost male lesbians in the world."

But I've never directed a western movie!

Turkish Black Beauty?