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I never would have guessed that Jürgen Prochnow and Clint Howard could be in the same movie and even the same scene.  Somehow feels wrong. 

And yet it feels so right. It must be that special Uwe Boll magic!

HOUSE OF THE DEAD!

Ding ding ding! A winner is you!

Hipster with a shotgun ?

Not at all close. But this film does have a shockingly unexpected tie-in to Das Boot.

EDIT:
Clearly a new clue is needed!

You have to correctly guess the name of the movie that someone else has posted, and then you can post a movie still for others to guess.

Unless you pull a Ponch and guess both movies correctly, thus earning DOUBLE POINTS!!!1! If I cover the spread, I'm going to retire rich! Always bet on Ponch!

Anyhoo, to continue my earlier theme of "Sexy Clint Howard", here's another post for the ladies.

Happy birthday, Wonkyth! You almost slipped under my radar!

Children of the Corn?

[ACTION!]

  Final hint, you know for the current movie that has yet to be figured out, a young Sharon Stone makes an appearance.

Clearly these jive turkeys have no love of the classics!

Clearly, I must take ACTION!

Spoiler

Jackson!

[close]

Tabby birthday, Tabata!

Dance party!

I just had a turn, so I'll let somebody else guess.

Spoiler

On Golden Pond II: White Flight

[close]

Easy because the car on the right is so distinctive...The Wraith

Oh please. We both know that you'd recognize Clint Howard's fine backside anywhere. There's no need to deny it. The man is a Hollywood heartthrob for a reason!

My VHS copy of this movie is pretty worn out, so I had to find a screen grab on the tubez. Play fair, kids! No cheating with the googles!

Six String Samurai?!

Also, I was sure "Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing and Charm School" was a joke title.

Dibs on stand-in Grundislav duties.

I'll hold your trophies while you skype.

Another good installment. Can't wait for the next one.

Happy birthday, AJA AGA

Is it Papillon?

I love that movie!

Lone Wolf McQuade?

Invasion U.S.A.?

Ding ding ding!

Your turn, sir!

It is indeed Chuck Norris, but it's not Lone Wolf McQuade. Here's another clue:


Only Chuck Norris is manly enough to rock a Canadian Tuxedo while coldly executing a man like that.

Kurt Russel there Ponch?

No! Someone even more manly. Possibly the manliest man that ever manned!

Nice try, Eric. But I've already contacted the authorities and reported your arson. I hope for you sake the statute of limitations has run out.

If no one guesses it, I'll post another clue tomorrow morning.

Excuse me while I get back to my Grundi/Ben slash-fiction.

Don't forget to include a Morales in there somewhere.

But that would make it snuff slash fiction. And no one wants to read that sort of stuff!