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Post more healthy-hipped women frolicking in the water and maybe we'll guess it. 

Gosh! Grundy's got the herpes Bunyip Flu too! Goodness, it certainly seems to be going around! 

"Bunyip Flu". Gotcha. Your secret is safe with me.

Ben's been sick you monsters! MONSTERS!!

Has it occurred to you that maybe Ben304 doesn't want you advertising the fact that he picked up syphilis from a particularly sexy (and shockingly easy) young lady-sheep? Has it occurred to you that Ben304's vast and interesting collection of various STDs and how they impact podcast schedules are a private matter not meant to be discussed on these forums? Can't you please respect his privacy during this difficult time?

I'm disappointed in you, dkh. Anian and I were able to politely ignore Ben's recurring battles with gonorrhea and his latest stubborn outbreak of pubic lice. But you? Oh, you just had to stick your nose in his business and air his dirty (sexy) laundry, didn't you? For shame!

Goodness, this is worse than when he got genital warts from a randy wombat and accidentally deleted Airwave 2 while in the grips of a warty fever.

Adventures In Too Much Makeup?
The Woman With Too Much Eyeliner So She Wasn't Allowed In The Pool?
Reflections of an Emo Girl?

Man, I sure do miss the podcast. What fun the dog and I had with it. But I guess it's gone now and it's never coming back. I have no evidence for this, but I can only assume it's true.

R.I.P. Two Tools, Once Cup podcast. We barely knew ye. 

(Seriously, where's the new episode? The dog gets fidgety if he doesn't get a good walk in before dinner  ).

Blade Swimmer?

2010?

So it wasn't 2001? Is it 2001 now?

2001?

Matt Helm.

Escape From New Jersey?

In my defense, Escape from New York "wasn't even filmed in LA." So I was a lot closer than Armageddon. 

Escape from New York?

Now I understand Ponch - You rotten, snotty-nosed kids!

I know! I've been saying this all along! You darn kids and your rock n' roll. Get off my lawn!

Weird Science it is! Hooray! I was beginning to think I was experiencing some of the "trollings" I hear all the kids are doing today.

Oh, you kids and your crazy fads!

Take it away, Trampoline. (And try to think of Kelly LeBrock as she was, not as she is now  )

(Ponch shakes tiny fist at internet)

Hmmm. Now I can't be sure... But I'm being to suspect the forums are toying with me... 

Curious Chemistry?

Sadly, much like Unusual Natural Philosophy, you're so close and yet not close enough. 

Damn it, somebody guess it already!