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No and no.

Surely this clue isn't that hard, gentlemen. 

Still nope. But keep trying. I believe in you.

Yes. Famous Dave's is pretty darn good.

Bladder Runner?

Ooh! That's even more not closer! 

It's not my fault. Kim is from Arizona. And my dad is Canadian. What chance do we have?!

And it wasn't thinly veiled threats that drove me into hiding. It was Ryan Timoothy and his accursed bags of milk. BAGS. OF. MILK. BAGS!! It's damn unnatural, that's what it is! 

Correct!

No, wait. Not that one. The other one! 

Still not quite there. Sorry.

Nope and nope.

Nope.

We're not cooking anything! We're huddled in the linen closet, afraid to leave the house. Between your new psychic abilities and Frito's thinly veiled death threats, we're afraid to leave the house! All we can do is sit here, listening to the same six episodes of the AGS Podcast over and over again! 

Goodness, why won't someone have a birthday already so we can get this thread back on track and Kim and I can go back to our lives! 

Hooray! I win teh googles! And now I offer up a clue of my own.



Everyone! To the googles! (Seriously. Do not do that. It takes the fun out of the game. )

You keep this up, Baron, and I'm not breaking into your house in the middle of the night to spoon anymore. 

I'm going to throw some bottles of bbq sauce at the neighboring houses to hopefully lure you away. And maybe hang some milk bags around the house. Maybe with Texans it'll act like garlic to a vampire.

*Cat hiss* (panicked mooing figure lumbers into the darkness)

Thanks for the compliment on my sketch. I buy those little yellow notepads in bulk. They scale almost perfectly to 640x480 (or 640x400 if you draw above the red line). It makes it very super easy to figure out how I'm going to approach a background without having to worry about dimensions beforehand.

Frito: Shame on you. My cow has never done anything to you. 

Ben: You're right! We should start a club. I'll start building a tree house! 

[Update:]

It's freaky, is what it is! Seriously, I'm a little freaked out right now! 

Glad you liked the sketch. I never got around to making another Outrage Dreamer Roads game, but I still like to sketch Chafemountains Lynn from time to time. She's just fun to draw for some reason. 

Update: I just showed this page to Kim. She's not sure she can sleep tonight. What if there's a monocled man lurking outside our window, sniffing our aromas? 

[Update:]

This podcast made me sad because I remembered that there never was a No One Lives Forever 3 and instead the series ended with the mediocre Contract Jack. 

Hopefully by morning this deep melancholy will have passed.

Oh wait! They mentioned the OSD website! Ah! I feel better already! 

Update: My dog says he loves Deliver-rants because he loves hillbillys and he's easily excited by banjo music. Or maybe I only imagined he said that. I can't be sure. Moments ago, I discovered in the birthday thread that Baron has psychic powers and so the universe no longer makes sense the way it once did.

[Famous Dave's Rich & Sassy BBQ Sauce tm]

suddenly there's this faint whiff of Famous Dave's Rich & Sassy BBQ Sauce ^tm and then even more suddenly there's Ponch breathing heavily over your shoulder

Get the fuck out of my head, man!! 

I just ate at Famous Dave's not four hours ago!!!



Behold! Proof! It's a moist towelette I just fished out of my pants in the laundry hamper. The pencil sketch is a future menu screen in the making.

Stop creeping me out, Baron. Get out of my head! And move over a little. How can I spoon when I'm on the edge of the mattress?!

Damn, and I was just getting ready for bed too! Sigh. Well, time to go wake up the dog and go for a walk. 

Thats why I couldn't find your house...

Who the hell have I been stalking all this time? God, I hope it's not Ryan Timothy! All you Canadians look alike to me. 

Happy birthday to Technocrat. And I'm sorry, Baron, but I'm going to have to take back my earlier birthday wishes. I can no longer trust you. (But I respect your paranoia. Are you even Canadian?  )

How about my clue up there about Art Bell and Lindsay Lohan together in a movie? Does that help at all?

I Know Who Killed Me (I Didn't Know This Was A Movie) The Movie?