Can you solve this riddle?

Started by Renodox, Fri 09/11/2012 07:04:12

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Kweepa

Still waiting for Purity of the Surf II

Mandle

Quote from: mkennedy on Sun 14/01/2018 12:32:00
Here is an original Lord of the Rings riddle/joke that I came up with:

"What is the legal drinking age in Middle Earth?"

Here's one I came up with a while ago:

"Why is Gandalf good at golf?"

dayowlron

not sure but I would guess it would have something to do with "eagles"
Pro is the opposite of Con                       Kids of today are so much different
This fact can clearly be seen,                  Don't you know?
If progress means to move forward         Just ask them where they are from
Then what does congress mean?             And they tell you where you can go.  --Nipsey Russell

Mandle

Quote from: dayowlron on Sun 14/01/2018 23:29:19
not sure but I would guess it would have something to do with "eagles"

Yeah.

Because he can always get a couple of eagles.

CaptainD

Why can you never have a coin with a picture of a dwarf on it?
 

Mandle

Because you'd always get short changed?


CaptainD

Okay I'm not sure what hint I can give here, but... it's based on a line from the book / film.
 

Mandle

Oh, is it because you should never toss a dwarf?

CaptainD

Quote from: Mandle on Tue 23/01/2018 00:41:24
Oh, is it because you should never toss a dwarf?

That's it!

You can toss a coin, but NOBODY tosses a dwarf. :-D


...


I'll get me coat.
 

Mandle

Hahaha nice one!!!

One I just thought up:

They grind and they boil,
So that many may toil,
As the lights of night fade,
Much money they're paid.


Who are they?

dayowlron

I know I am wrong but if I don't guess it and it winds up right I would be upset.
is it people stuck in rush hour traffic?
Pro is the opposite of Con                       Kids of today are so much different
This fact can clearly be seen,                  Don't you know?
If progress means to move forward         Just ask them where they are from
Then what does congress mean?             And they tell you where you can go.  --Nipsey Russell

Mandle

Quote from: dayowlron on Wed 24/01/2018 22:27:01
I know I am wrong but if I don't guess it and it winds up right I would be upset.
is it people stuck in rush hour traffic?

Nope.

Stupot

Bakers?

They grind the wheat to make flour and I'm sure some boiling gets done at some point in proceedings, even if just to make their tea :-)
Others who toil? Hmm maybe the front of shop staff who sell the bread.
They work in the early hours of the morning.

Mandle


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Mandle


Gurok

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Mandle

Quote from: Gurok on Thu 25/01/2018 09:19:05
Something about coffee?

Yes!

Quote from: CaptainD on Thu 25/01/2018 09:40:48
StarDucks!

(laugh) No, they don't serve Java-lava...

There is a hint in the riddle as to the exact identity.

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