Can you solve this riddle?

Started by Renodox, Fri 09/11/2012 07:04:12

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Stupot

Quote from: CaptainD on Thu 16/08/2018 16:03:23
Why could no-one afford to live in Mordor?
Because everyone keeps chucking their valuables into the volcano.

Mandle

Because the very ground is rent?

CaptainD

 

Mandle

Because everything is too steep?


Mandle


KyriakosCH

Quote from: CaptainD on Thu 16/08/2018 16:03:23
Why could no-one afford to live in Mordor?

You're done just walking to Mordor? :=
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CaptainD

Mandle is getting close...
 

Kweepa

Costs are sauron?

Can someone please explain the 'entwash' pun? I don't see it... :)
Still waiting for Purity of the Surf II

KyriakosCH

Quote from: CaptainD on Fri 17/08/2018 09:04:31
Mandle is getting close...

All their life-savings were turned to ash? :X
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CaptainD

Kweepa got it - because of the Sauron costs.

The Entwash was a river in Rohan and Treebeard was an Ent.
 

Mandle

How did everyone know the elf was drunk?

mkennedy

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Quote from: Kweepa on Fri 17/08/2018 14:33:55
Can someone please explain the 'entwash' pun? I don't see it... :)

Treebeard is an Ent and when you bathe you wash yourself. Add Ent to wash together and you get Entwash.


Mandle

Quote from: CaptainD on Fri 17/08/2018 14:40:52
Kweepa got it - because of the Sauron costs.

Hahaha good joke!!! Well it kind of depends of how "Sauron" is pronounced... But in Brummie it makes sense... (laugh)

Stupot

Quote from: Mandle on Fri 17/08/2018 15:53:15
How did everyone know the elf was drunk?
Because he was legless (Sounds a bit like Legolas)

Mandle

Quote from: Stupot on Fri 17/08/2018 16:49:09
Quote from: Mandle on Fri 17/08/2018 15:53:15
How did everyone know the elf was drunk?
Because he was legless (Sounds a bit like Legolas)

Yeah, a stupid pun joke I lifted from "Bored Of The Rings"...

Kweepa

Quote from: mkennedy on Fri 17/08/2018 16:29:02
Treebeard is an Ent and when you bathe you wash yourself.
I feel like Eddie Murphy having pork bellies explained to me.
Obviously I forgot(?) that Entwash was a river.
Still waiting for Purity of the Surf II

CaptainD

Quote from: Mandle on Fri 17/08/2018 16:45:50
Quote from: CaptainD on Fri 17/08/2018 14:40:52
Kweepa got it - because of the Sauron costs.

Hahaha good joke!!! Well it kind of depends of how "Sauron" is pronounced... But in Brummie it makes sense... (laugh)

Everything makes sense in Brummie. Also, nothing does. It's very special.
 

Ghost

Riddle me this...

I'm a child playing chess with tomorrow,
I'm anything my mama don't like.
I'm a clown and I beg, steal and borrow
anything my mama don't like.

Cheers to the knights and days of old
the beggars and the thieves.
Living in an enchanted wood
under a violet Moon.

Shine one on the other's trademark. What do you get.

Cassiebsg

Is this a reference to an adventure game by chance? ??? (I'm really bad at riddles btw)
There are those who believe that life here began out there...

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