Can you solve this riddle?

[Armageddon]

What has two eyes but no head.

[selmiak]

in these days you have 2 legs and 2 wheels in the evening. Or 4 legs +2 wheels when someone pushes your wheelchair...

[Stupot]

I'm sure that morning noon evening riddle appeared earlier in this thread, or in the previous riddle thread.

What has two eyes but no head.

Marie Antoinette.  Two eyes (I's) in her name and she was beheaded :-)

[mkennedy]

What has 4 legs for breakfast, two legs for lunch, and 3 legs for dinner?

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I remember very similar riddle, that was like "Who walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in midday and 3 legs in the evening". The answer was: a man, who crawls on four as a baby, walks on two as a grown up and uses stick for extra support in the older ages.
But at this time, it might be just a guy who loves eating chicken legs or something.

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You're on the right track,

Spoiler

It's a variation of the riddle of the sphinx. Since the answer to the sphinx riddle was 'man' the answer to my new one would be something that eats men, like a cannibal (though a grisly bear or shark or other large carnivore would also work)

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There were some riddles in the Hobbit also, but I don't remember the exact wording for them. A rough paraphrase of one:

What grinds down mountains and kills everything?

[Haggis]

What grinds down mountains and kills everything?

Hmm might take some 'time' to answer that one...

Have we had this one...

"What's more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich want it, and if you eat it you die?"

only one I can think of.

[Crimson Wizard]

"What's more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich want it, and if you eat it you die?"

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nothing

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Since people quoting riddles from games, here's one from one:

The man, who invented it, did not want it for himself,
The man, who made it, did not need it,
The man, who needed it, did not know about that.
What is it?

[mkennedy]

What grinds down mountains and kills everything?

Hmm might take some 'time' to answer that one...

You got it!

Here's one from a more obscure game.

What lives inside every person?
If you're lucky you'll never see the ones inside yourself.
But in the end they are visible to all.

[Renodox]

I'd say that the answer to the "Two eyes but no head" is "A Button."

The ones that live inside everyone are, "Your Organs."

As for two weird ones that I've heard:

1. A man does it standing up, a woman does it sitting down, a dog does it on three legs.

2. What does a dog do that a man steps in?

[DoorKnobHandle]

1. A man does it standing up, a woman does it sitting down, a dog does it on three legs.

PISS by Ben304

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Sometimes, when I feel particularly sophisticated, I sit down too...

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And I guess the same answer goes for the second riddle, too? Except, you know, number 2.

[Renodox]

HA!  You got them BOTH wrong!  That's the beauty of these riddles.  They lead you in one direction, but the answers are in a totally different one.

[ZapZap]

The man, who invented it, did not want it for himself,
The man, who made it, did not need it,
The man, who needed it, did not know about that.
What is it?

A coffin?

[DoorKnobHandle]

HA!  You got them BOTH wrong!  That's the beauty of these riddles.  They lead you in one direction, but the answers are in a totally different one.

Hm, well the problem with your beautiful riddles is that they're ambiguous. My answers, despite being extremely obvious, are 100% correct. They fit the conditions of the question. It's just a matter of "HAHA I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY". That, in my humble opinion, does not make a riddle 'good'. Quite the opposite. :p

[mkennedy]

The ones that live inside everyone are, "Your Organs."

You're on the right track...

A man does it standing up, a woman does it sitting down, a dog does it on three legs.

This one was on Benny Hill.

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his answer was 'shake hands'

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[Renodox]

Okay, being on the right track...

Your bones?

[mkennedy]

Okay, being on the right track...

Your bones?

Yes, that is the correct answer!

[Stupot]

Which part of a clock is used?

[Renodox]

Which part of a clock is used?

Um, the face?

And since no one got the answer to What a dog does that a man steps in the answer is:

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He "pants."

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[Haggis]

Which part of a clock is used?

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The second hand!

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Renodox - that is genius.

[Stupot]

Yep, It was the second hand.  Well done Haggis.
I made that one up.  Pretty pleased with that

[Renodox]

You'll find it on every tree,
It's a drink made for me
On a course it doesn't want to be struck
What is it?