Okay, I'll warn you: this is my first game, and it is completely retarded and offensive. It's retarded and offensive on purpose, but just in case you're bothered by that sort of thing...fair warning, before you waste your time and get mad. It started out as my "test AGS" game, but I wound up finishing it, so I think it should be legal to post here. Featuring stupid-looking graphics I made out of MS Paint drawings I made and random jpegs I had on my computer, a story that makes absolutely no sense, and some original score music I'm actually quite proud of. You can play through it in about 15 - 20 mins, so if you're a fan of dumb humor, foul language and references to stupid internet memes, then enjoy. Feedback on my game design, music …and other technical aspects appreciated.