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Release Date 31 January 2013
Release Type Freeware
Content Advisory Strong | Suggestive dialog | None
Operating System Windows
Setting Contemporary
Genre Comedy
Story Original
MAGS
Language English
Graphics 320x200, 16-Bit Colour
Downloaded 1,978 All Time

About

This MAGS game follows the adventures of Paige Rowsdower, the newest member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police as she tries to maintain law and order in a world that is collapsing into chaos and anarchy. Of course, since this game is set in Canada, the apocalypse is very well-mannered and polite.

Jokes, donuts, beer, hockey, and snow. It's as close as you can get to being in Canada without actually going there!

Ponch Lead Knob
2034: A.C. (After Canada) II [Bake Sale 2] Lead Knob
9 Months In Testing, Bake Sale Master
Alien Cow Rampage: Orion Needs Your Milk! Stunt Cow
Ancient Aliens - The Roots of Sound Additional Game Design and Testing
Barn Runner 1: The Armageddon Eclair
Barn Runner 2: Wreck The Halls
Barn Runner 3: Don't Jerk The Trigger of Love
Barn Runner 4: The Prick Who Came In From the Cold
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 1
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 2
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 3 Head cheese
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 5 Big Cheese
Barn Runner Halloween: Fully Automatic Mojo The Big Cheese
Barn Runner: Pucker Factor Big Cheese
Barn Runner: The Mayor's New Dress Big Cheese
Barn Runner: The Rich Dame Who Cut The Cheese (Bake Sale) Big Cheese
Blue Lobe Inc. voice acting & beta testing
Bolt Action Executive Vice President of Beta Testing
Chance Of The Dead Testing
Crankosaurus Prime and the Blue Crystal Pursuit V1.8: The Fangs of Fortune Head Sheep Wrangler
Darkness and Denim (MAGS) Big Cheese
Draculator II: Byte of the Draculator sound seeking
Escape the Barn Testing, chief baker
Flophouse Hijinks (Deluxe Edition) Brought the Party to the Wagon Team
Fridge Follies concept, dialogs, scripting
Headbanger's Heaven - A Rock & Roll Adventure Game Tester
Hubris - a Popular Pub Pastime Testing
Night and Day (RON) Testing
Oceanspirit Dennis Gets Textual The good sprites
OceanSpirit Dennis: A Ray of Hope A victim of assets theft
Oceanspirit Dennis: Pirates on the Poopdeck!
Oceanspirit Dennis: The Full Name Of This Game Won't Fit In The Subject Line!!1 Art, Sounds, Voice (LPR)
Oceanspirit Dennis: The Naked & The Ninja Grand Gaming Poobah
Oceanspirit Dennis: The Terror of the Ice Princess Playtesting and general loafing about
OSD Archipelago Adventures 1 Project Lead
OSD Moby GearWhaleDX Game Creator
OSD: The Wet Spot Design and Line Casting
Outrage Dreamer Roads 4-3 [MAGS] Big Cheese
RAM Ghost Object Donation
SLEUTH Voice acting
Tales From A Forgotten Tavern (MAGS)
THAT DAMN DOG! Motivator
Zombie Attack (BAKE SALE) Testing, Bake Sale Organizer

vanwijst Lead Playtesting Hoser
2034: A.C. (After Canada) II [Bake Sale 2] Playtesting & Authentic Canadian
AGS Awards Ceremony 2010 Custom Avatar
AL-QUEST 1 plot, scripting & graphics
BESIEGED: Or How to Get Out of A Castle.... Without Being Catapulted plot, animation, writing, scripting
Blue Lobe Inc. writing, programming, animation, voice
Charlie Foxtrot & The Galaxy of Tomorrow plot, scripting, graphics, animation
Draculator II: Byte of the Draculator project director, animation, programming, writing
Fridge Follies concept, character design, animation, voice acting
Oceanspirit Danish Graphics
OSD Archipelago Adventures 1 Victim of Avatar Theft
OSD Moby GearWhaleDX Voice Acting
Righteous City - Part I Beta Testing, English Translation
SLEUTH Voice acting
Snakes of Avalon design, story, sprites, animation
Submerged - LaSol (MAGS) Voice
The Paramecium Complex scripting, animation, "plot"
The Winter Rose plot, scripting & graphics
Wages of Darkness concept, writing and programming

Ghost Playtesting & Icons Hosehead
[Into the series] Shogin Crystal Legends B2 SFX
10 Ways From Sunday BASS Template
2034: A.C. (After Canada) II [Bake Sale 2] Icons & Playtesting
4 of Clubs beta testing
A-Mused [MAGS January 2014] Lightweight BASS Template
AGS Awards Ceremony 2008 Auditorium graphics, cutscenes
Alien Cow Rampage: Orion Needs Your Milk! concept, design, graphics, scripting
Annie Android: Automated Affection Testing, Scripting help
Big Blue World Domination [MAGS] Additional art
Bustin' the Bastille BASS template
Chance Of The Dead Everything
ColourWise Strips & Sprites
Draculator II: Byte of the Draculator animation, object design, GUI design, background art
Hubris - a Popular Pub Pastime Scripting, Graphics
Indiana Rodent: Raiders of the Lost Cheese Sprite art
Medieval Prisoner beta testing
Oceanspirit Denise: Heroics In The Nick Of Time! fully responsible
Once Upon A Crime Everything
OSD Moby GearWhaleDX Voice Acting
Postman's Quest: Not Rain Nor Sleet Nor ARMAGEDDON Lightweight BASS 2.0 template
RAM Ghost Design, Scripting, Graphics
Red Hot Overdrive Cow Donation
Shifter's Box - Outside In Testing
Sinking [OROW] testing
Tales help on early version of the game
Tales - Tech Demo German Version Proofreading
The Bum German proofreading
The Visitor Testing
The Visitor 2 Scripting help
Towel Day - H2G2 Based Game Some Testing
Zombie Attack (BAKE SALE) Testing, Bake Sale Splash Screen

ryanb84 Playtesting Cowhoser
! Testing
~airwave~ - I Fought the Law, and the Law One Testing
Featherweight Testing, Additional scripting
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Remake FOG Module
Road Racer Everything - Programming, Art
The Journey Down: Over the Edge Testing
The Journey of Iesir Demo Programming

Awards & Reviews

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AGS Awards 2013 Nominee

AGS Awards 2013 Nominee

Best Dialogue Writing
Best Original Story
Best Player Character

AGS Panel Rating

All the stereotypes you ever wanted to know about Canada (and even more) are packed in this game.
The hilarious dialogs and puzzles are entertaining, although the game gets noticeably weaker towards the end (probably time ran out since this is a MAGS games).
Buddy, go play this beauty now, eh?

Pick of the Month

July 2014

Help Mountie Paige to survive in post-apocalyptic Canada. This includes visiting Tim Hortons, watching Hockey and (as all of Ponch's games) tons of hilarious dialogs. This summer has been too hot already - time for some sub-zero temperature action!

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By selmiak on 26 November 2020

Ponch shows how MAGS games should be done. Find a longplay and a longer review here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onNy3BSzKGs


By donkeymilk on 23 June 2015

There is a sequel ,it was in the agsbakesale ii.
it will hopefully be freeware soon.


By Turb0laz3r on 21 January 2015

How's aboot givin' us a sequel,eh?
This game is fantastic.The freaking hockey game scenes in the Tim Horton's was so funny that I stopped breathing..Seriously! I even choked on my Timbits!


By Mandle on 18 July 2014

Hahahahaha!!! Soooo glad I didn't miss this classic,eh?

Thanks for putting it on the Pick Of The Month, buddy!


By donkeymilk on 19 May 2014

one of the best ags games ,i've played.
great fun.


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