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Ratings | x1
Release Date 4 March 2013
Release Type Freeware
Content Advisory Mild | Suggestive dialog | None
Operating System Windows
Setting Sci-Fi
Genre Comedy
Story Original
Language English
Graphics 640x480, 16-Bit Colour
Downloaded 1,996 All Time

About

An antique wheel of priceless, pre-apocalypse, real moo cow cheese has gone missing and it's up to Detective Prick Peckard to find it! Along the way, he'll encounter stuffed shirts, plunging necklines, co-workers in fancy dresses, corrupt politicians, exotic Spanish accents, uncomfortable encounters in the mens's room, abandoned underwear, an AGS forum member masquerading as a lounge singer, gigantic TVs, cartoonishly over-sized breasts, crisp white linen, reflecting mirrors, overpriced cocktails, abundant whipped cream, and looping rooms!

All this and Oceanspirit Dennis too!

Good gravy, people! What on earth are you waiting for! Act now before it's too late! :o

Ponch Big Cheese
2034 A.C. (After Canada) (MAGS) Lead Knob
2034: A.C. (After Canada) II [Bake Sale 2] Lead Knob
9 Months In Testing, Bake Sale Master
Alien Cow Rampage: Orion Needs Your Milk! Stunt Cow
Ancient Aliens - The Roots of Sound Additional Game Design and Testing
Barn Runner 1: The Armageddon Eclair
Barn Runner 2: Wreck The Halls
Barn Runner 3: Don't Jerk The Trigger of Love
Barn Runner 4: The Prick Who Came In From the Cold
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 1
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 2
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 3 Head cheese
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 5 Big Cheese
Barn Runner Halloween: Fully Automatic Mojo The Big Cheese
Barn Runner: Pucker Factor Big Cheese
Barn Runner: The Mayor's New Dress Big Cheese
Blue Lobe Inc. voice acting & beta testing
Bolt Action Executive Vice President of Beta Testing
Chance Of The Dead Testing
Crankosaurus Prime and the Blue Crystal Pursuit V1.8: The Fangs of Fortune Head Sheep Wrangler
Darkness and Denim (MAGS) Big Cheese
Draculator II: Byte of the Draculator sound seeking
Escape the Barn Testing, chief baker
Flophouse Hijinks (Deluxe Edition) Brought the Party to the Wagon Team
Fridge Follies concept, dialogs, scripting
Headbanger's Heaven - A Rock & Roll Adventure Game Tester
Hubris - a Popular Pub Pastime Testing
Night and Day (RON) Testing
Oceanspirit Dennis Gets Textual The good sprites
OceanSpirit Dennis: A Ray of Hope A victim of assets theft
Oceanspirit Dennis: Pirates on the Poopdeck!
Oceanspirit Dennis: The Full Name Of This Game Won't Fit In The Subject Line!!1 Art, Sounds, Voice (LPR)
Oceanspirit Dennis: The Naked & The Ninja Grand Gaming Poobah
Oceanspirit Dennis: The Terror of the Ice Princess Playtesting and general loafing about
OSD Archipelago Adventures 1 Project Lead
OSD Moby GearWhaleDX Game Creator
OSD: The Wet Spot Design and Line Casting
Outrage Dreamer Roads 4-3 [MAGS] Big Cheese
RAM Ghost Object Donation
SLEUTH Voice acting
Tales From A Forgotten Tavern (MAGS)
THAT DAMN DOG! Motivator
Zombie Attack (BAKE SALE) Testing, Bake Sale Organizer

Dualnames Music
11-11-11 Cinémania Module
A Night in Berry - long version Fog module
AGS Awards Ceremony 2010 Coding/Background Art/Sound Effects
AGS Awards Ceremony 2016 Coding, 2010-2013 versions
AGS Awards Ceremony 2017 Coding, 2010-2013 versions
AGS Awards Ceremony 2018 Original Code
AGS Awards Ceremony 2020 Original code
Among Thorns Music
Barn Runner: The Mayor's New Dress Music
Chance Of The Dead Testing
ColourWise Level Design
Cryo Testing
Dakota Game Design, Artwork, Coding, Music & Sound Effects
Disquiet Graphics/Coding/Story
Downfall Additional coding
Go North Music, Artwork, Coding, Design, 20GB RAIN
Go North 2 Music, Artwork, Coding, Design, Rain
Go North 3 Music, Artwork, Coding, Design, Snow
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Remake Music, Art, Scripting
Indiana Jones and the relic of the Viking Music
Indiana Jones™ and the Passage of Saints Coding
Living Nightmare: Freedom Testing; code help
Lone Case 2: Scars Art and Programmer and Story
Lone Case 3: Showdown Programmer, Artist
Lone Case 4 - Epitaph Programmer, Art, Animation
Lone Case: Locomotive Breath Scripting, Code, Art, Animation
Mage's Initiation: Reign of the Elements Code Clean-up
Monkey Island: Carnival of the Damned Everything
NES Quest Beta Tester
Oceanspirit Dennis Gets Textual Music
Oh no not again! Everything
Primordia Coding & Crispin Lover
Procrastinator OROW Host
Red Hot Overdrive Music (Track 02)
Rock, Rock, Rock Sound and Music
Starship Poseidon(Part 1) Creator of All
Strangeland Programming
THAT DAMN DOG! Noise Module
The Cat Lady Interface programming
The Surprisingly Short Adventure of Leopold Kettle Music
Towel Day - H2G2 Based Game Art,Story,Scripting
Troll Song Verse One - Completely Stoned Programming
Until I Have You Music, Design, Coding
Winners Don't Do Drugs MAGS Winner (Booohh)
Zombie Attack (BAKE SALE) Testing

Simon Loveridge Music

tzachs Viewport Wrangling
2034: A.C. (After Canada) II [Bake Sale 2] Technical Support
9 Months In Story, Design, Coding, Animations, VA
Back Door Man Tween Module
Background Blitz Collection Screensaver Randomizer help
Blue Lobe Inc. tween module
Escape the Barn Testing
Oceanspirit Dennis 2
OceanSpirit Dennis 2 beta Fanfare
Oceanspirit Dennis 3D [MAGS] fanfare theme
OceanSpirit Dennis: A Ray of Hope The shameful game maker
OceanSpirit Dennis: Scourge of the underworld HD
Oceanspirit Dennis: The Full Name Of This Game Won't Fit In The Subject Line!!1 Sounds
Patchwork Tween module
RAM Ghost Object Donation
Robolution Story, scripting, graphics, some music
Sphonx Tech Demo Tween Module
Summer Woes - MAGS August 2013 Winner Tween Module
THAT DAMN DOG! Design, Story, Programming
The Energizer Everything.
The Quest For The Holy Salsa Story, Scripting, Animations, etc.
The Secret Plan 1- Running to stand still Story, scripting, music, graphics.
Zombie Attack (BAKE SALE) Bake Sale Soundbyte

kconan Playtesting
2034: A.C. (After Canada) II [Bake Sale 2] Supplemental Animations & Playtesting
Barn Runner: Pucker Factor Playtesting
Blades of Passion: An Oceanspirit Dennis Adventure Voice acting and beta testing
Blue Lobe Inc. voice acting
Bolt Action Game Kingpin
Darkness and Denim (MAGS) playtesting
Draculator II: Byte of the Draculator voice acting
Flophouse Hijinks (Deluxe Edition) Brought Team to the Party in the Wagon
Oceanspirit Dennis: The Terror of the Ice Princess Additional animations and playtesting
OSD Moby GearWhaleDX Battle System Creator

Frodo Playtesting
2034: A.C. (After Canada) II [Bake Sale 2] Playtesting
Anna's Quest Vol. 1: Winfriede's Tower Tester
Arden's Vale Beta testing
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 5 Lead Playtester
Barn Runner Halloween: Fully Automatic Mojo Playtesting
Barn Runner: Pucker Factor Playtesting
Blue Lobe Inc. voice acting & beta testing
Conspiracy: Below-Zero Testing
Deadly Consequences! Voices of Rebecca and Queen Victoria, beta tester
DuzzQuest2 QA Testing
Finger of suspicion Voice of Morag the cook
Flophouse Hijinks (Deluxe Edition) Playtesting
Fridge Follies betatesting, Scottish translation
Headbanger's Heaven - A Rock & Roll Adventure Everything (Creator, story, script, characters, dialgoue, graphics, etc) except music
JACK Voice acting
Maelstrom Obscura: Case 1 Scottish female voices
Oceanspirit Dennis: The Naked & The Ninja Scottish Translations
OSD Archipelago Adventures 1 Scottish Translations, Playtesting
OSD Moby GearWhaleDX Voice Acting
Outrage Dreamer Roads 4-3 [MAGS] Play Testing
SLEUTH Voice acting

HandsFree Playtesting
2034: A.C. (After Canada) II [Bake Sale 2] Music
AGS Awards Ceremony 2018 Music (fanfare)
AGS Awards Ceremony 2020 Music (fanfare)
Black Sect Remake remake design, scripting and music
Gateway Remake remake design, scripting and additional music
Jacqueline White; Bad Trouble in the Red Desert music & coding
Night and Day (RON) Story, scripting and music
Oceanspirit Danish Music
Ponderabilia Composer ("Ponderabilia" theme, "Basement" theme)
Reality-On-The-Norm/Alternate Reality: Note to Self Beta-testing
Sheep Quest Music, testing
Summer Woes - MAGS August 2013 Winner Music
THAT DAMN DOG! Testing
The Wicked Witch of the West Music, Coding, Concept

Awards & Reviews

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AGS Awards 2013 Nominee

AGS Awards 2013 Nominee

Best Dialogue Writing

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By cat on 6 April 2013

Great game! I did like the dialog and the event-triggered story progression. The endless scrolling rooms were cool.
It was nice that the dialog options changed depending on what persons I met and stuff I discovered.
Hilarious characters, ridiculous story and lots of investigation - probably my favourite Barn Runner game so far.

Make sure to choose the naughty bits option.


By CaptainD on 3 April 2013

For my tastes it was a little TOO wordy (sorry Ponch!) but very cleverly done. This was actually my first even Barn Runner game (er... sorry again, Ponch!) which may have made me feel less involved with the characters too.


By miguel on 3 April 2013

Classic AGS game, top quality writing and those dames do look good! Nobody draws boobs like Ponch!
I recommend playing the full series.


By Stupot on 3 April 2013

This is definitely one of the funniest AGS games I've played. Recommended.


By Michael2968 on 11 March 2013

I really enjoyed this game and I look forward to the next barn runner game when it comes out.


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