Welcome to Not My First Apocalypse: Stormpuncher.


You are Roger Daniels, podcast host and friendly post-apocalyptic survivor. Your best friend is Beth - a psychotic, bomb-slinging toy bear brought to life.

Together you adventure through New Atrocity, a ruined zone of mutants and robots all out to mug, screw and kill you and anybody else in their way, ruled over by a mad despot called the Tyrant.

This time, the Tyrant has gone too far - jealous that a little girl is having a birthday party, he's unleashed a Weather Machine to storm out anyone who rains on his parade.

It's up to you and Beth to destroy the Machine and let the sun shine again.

I've been tinkering with the …NMFA universe all year, as a coping mechanism for the pandemic.

(And in the spirit of apocalyptic buccaneering, all art is stolen and heavily modified.)

CONTENT WARNING

This game is not for players under 18. It contains violent humor, sexual humor, things exploding, tentacles, and robots with feelings.

GAMEPLAY

Right-click to scroll through Walk, Look, Interact, Talk, and Use Inventory. Left-click to activate selected cursor.

Move mouse to top of screen for Iconbar - contains Cab icon for overmap travel.

Cell Phone in Inventory - Look at, or Use on Roger, to activate.

Enjoy, because I'm alive, and you're alive!