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Release Date 26 July 2023
Release Type Freeware
Content Advisory Occasional, mild | Suggestive dialog | None
Operating System Windows
Setting Fantasy
Genre Comedy
Story Parody
Play Length Short Game (can be completed within 30 minutes)
MAGS
Graphics 800x600, 16-Bit Colour
Downloaded 181 All Time

About

Dark Ages of EverCraft was the most popular MMORPG of its day. But that day was more than twenty years ago. It has long been eclipsed by other, newer, more popular games. Now the once teeming masses of its online population of players has dwindled down to almost nothing. No NPC in the game has seen a true "newbie" for years uncounted. But this evening, on the last remaining server still providing access to the old game, a level one character has stumbled out of the Newbie Garden, battered and exhausted, seeking a place to rest in a forgotten tavern on an untraveled road.

What awaits her inside? Download and find out!


Made for MAGS, July 2023. Theme: "Last One."

Ponch
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Barn Runner 3: Don't Jerk The Trigger of Love
Barn Runner 4: The Prick Who Came In From the Cold
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 1
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Barn Runner: The Rich Dame Who Cut The Cheese (Bake Sale) Big Cheese
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SLEUTH Voice acting
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Awards & Reviews

AGS Panel Rating

Parody game with a lot of humorous dialogue. Some of the humor is relf-referential and relies on internal jokes, but the game is entertaining nevertheless. There are some puzzles, but this seems not to be the main focus of this MAGS entry.

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Comments

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By cat on 12 February 2024

I never was into MMORPG but this game is still a trip down memory lane, especially the last puzzle.


By heltenjon on 8 August 2023

Very funny game with lots and lots of dialogue to read. Actual gameplay is a bit limited, although I'd have to say it is by design to fit the parody setting.


By MiteWiseacreLives! on 6 August 2023

If you’re an AGS’r and a gamer you’ll probably really enjoy the references and jokes in this one. Not many people can churn out as much witty text in a couple weeks as Ponch. A pretty good time!


By 4KbShort on 29 July 2023

If you're familiar with the internet from the early 2000s then this game will make you remember things you might have rather forgotten! Simple puzzles, interesting characters, and great writing make it en enjoyable game to play!


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