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Release Date 2 December 2023
Release Type Freeware
Content Advisory Occasional, mild | Suggestive dialog | Mild
Operating System Windows
Setting Sci-Fi
Genre Comedy
Story Original
Play Length Short Game (can be completed within 30 minutes)
MAGS
Graphics 320x200, 32-Bit Colour
Downloaded 90 All Time

About

A short game made for MAGS November 2023!

You are a planet who found his own little patch of space and just wants some PEACE and QUIET!

Unfortunately, loud and annoying jerks are invading your quadrant. Find them and get rid of them any way you can.

Content Warning: Some light comedic swearing, comedic violence, and suggestive sexual dialogue between astral bodies.

Note: There is no sound or music because you can't hear those things in space, guy. You can't. Planets can. It makes sense. (Also I ran out of time.)

Controls:

- Right click to change cursors.

- Left click to fly/look/interact/talk or COLLIDE! (And space is vast. Click WASD's to start moving, click again to stop.)

- (Collide looks like two tiny planets smashing together.)

- Right click or ESC to skip cutscenes.

- TAB for Inventory, F5 to save, F7 to load, F9 to restart, CTRL + Q to quit.

Enjoy!

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Short and easy, humorous MAGS entry. 

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Comments

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By cat on 18 February 2024

Fun short game with space-themed puns.


By Tomags on 12 February 2024

Funny little adventure game. Astrology 101.


By Ponch on 9 December 2023

Very short. Very funny.


By heltenjon on 8 December 2023

I enjoyed the dialogue and the humour. Five to ten minutes playtime, but still worth it.


By Kastchey on 7 December 2023

Amusing graphics and well written, hilarious dialogue make this a really enjoyable short little game. Give it a try, if only for the good laugh!


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