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Release Date | 2 December 2023 |
Release Type | Freeware |
Content Advisory | Occasional, mild | Suggestive dialog | Mild |
Operating System | Windows |
Setting | Sci-Fi |
Genre | Comedy |
Story | Original |
Play Length | Short Game (can be completed within 30 minutes) |
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Graphics | 320x200, 32-Bit Colour |
Downloaded | 90 All Time |
A short game made for MAGS November 2023!
You are a planet who found his own little patch of space and just wants some PEACE and QUIET!
Unfortunately, loud and annoying jerks are invading your quadrant. Find them and get rid of them any way you can.
Content Warning: Some light comedic swearing, comedic violence, and suggestive sexual dialogue between astral bodies.
Note: There is no sound or music because you can't hear those things in space, guy. You can't. Planets can. It makes sense. (Also I ran out of time.)
Controls:
- Right click to change cursors.
- Left click to fly/look/interact/talk or COLLIDE! (And space is vast. Click WASD's to start movin…g, click again to stop.)
- (Collide looks like two tiny planets smashing together.)
- Right click or ESC to skip cutscenes.
- TAB for Inventory, F5 to save, F7 to load, F9 to restart, CTRL + Q to quit.
Enjoy!
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Comments
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Fun short game with space-themed puns.
Funny little adventure game. Astrology 101.
Very short. Very funny.
I enjoyed the dialogue and the humour. Five to ten minutes playtime, but still worth it.
Amusing graphics and well written, hilarious dialogue make this a really enjoyable short little game. Give it a try, if only for the good laugh!